jokes
Boys Are Always Smart….
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Boy: Brb
Girl: Okay …
2 Hrs Later
Boy: Back
Girl: Huh … =/ What Took So Long ?
Boy: Somebody Asked Why I Love You …
Girl: Blush … *.* ♥
Moral:
Boys Are Always Smart … =D
CHAND BHI KYA KYA GUL KHILATA HAI…
0CHAND BHI KYA KYA GUL KHILATA HAI BACHPAN ME MAMA OR JAWANI ME YAAR NAJAR AATA HAI OR BUDHAPE ME.. .. .. .. .. .. YE HAMARE SIR PE UTAR AATA HAI
BillGate gave 5$ tip to d waiter…
0BillGate gave 5$ tip to d waiter. Waitr: Sir, yestrdy ur son gav 50$ tip&U gave only 5$? B: He is d son of a millionaire. Im d son of a farmer.
Signboard by a college student
0A Student Was Asked 2 Write A Signboard 4 Da Traffic Rules Near Da College Campus He Wrote: “Drive Carefully! Dont Kill The Students,Wait 4 D Teachers”
STORY OF LUV AT 2nd SIGHT
0STORY OF LUV AT 2nd SIGHT..
A gal fell in love wid a boy at 2nd sight..
Bcoz at 1st sightShe didn’t know that the boy had a BMW.
FACEBOOK INCEDENT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE..
0FACEBOOK INCEDENT HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE..
Yesterday i put a status that i am gng 2 sleep Shirtless 2night
&
aftr sumtime i got notifications tht, 7 Mosquitos like this…
Kanjus ki mehman nawaji..
0Kanjus-KajuKatli Aur Lijiye Na Mehman-Nai Shukriya Me Pehle Hi 4 Le Chuka Hu Kanjus-Li To Apne Waise 6 He,Lekin Kher Yaha Kaun Gin Raha He…
Wanna make money through Facebook…??
0Wanna make money through Facebook…??
Go to: Account-> account settings-> and click on De-activate your Account than Start Working…!!
Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
0Teacher to Funny : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.? . .
. . .
Funny: Sir kyuki hum to “hostel”me rahte hain.
