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Funny and Professor

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11 months ago
by vishal in ,

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Funny: BA Professor:For sodium? Funny: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined?

Funny: BANANA

waiting for washroom

Koi apka Intezar Zarur Krega…

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11 months ago
by vishal in ,

waiting for washroom

Agar Aapko Afsos He

Ki Apka Intzar Koi Nahi Karta

To 1 Kaam Kare

2Ghante K Lie Toilet Me Beth Jaye

Koi Na Koi Bahar Apka Intezar Zarur Krega.

Food at date

Ab banle heroine…

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11 months ago
by vishal in ,

Boy(Sweetly at date):

Food at date

i wana tel u smthng

gal: its nt gud 2 talk while eatin

(aftr eating)

gal:nw tel me

boy: der was a cockroach in ur food ab banle heroine..

 

Promise of friendship

Promise me we r true frnds…..

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11 months ago
by vishal in ,

Promise me we r true frnds…..

Promise of friendship

im lamp ur light im coke ur sprite im sawan (rain) ur badal (clouds) im normal u r pagal……..

Boy and girl in rain

I was walking in d rain…

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11 months ago
by vishal in ,

Boy and girl in rain

One day i was walking in d rain…

A gal said, ‘come,share my umbrella’ I-’No! I am fine!’ moral? moral voral kuch nai LADKI KUCH KHAAS NAI THI..’

 

Pyjama ka naada

NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai?

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11 months ago
by vishal in ,

Techr 2 stdent- NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai?

Pyjama ka naada

Stdnt- P.H.D.

T- kya matlab? S- Pajama holding device…

Teacher shocks student rocks…:-D

 

banana2

Funny at fruit market

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11 months ago
by vishal in ,

1st time Ever Funny being  ’Inteligent Funny’

Funny buying banana

Ye kela kitne ka hai?

Man:1Rs Funny:60.ps me dega?

Man:60ps me sirf chilka dunga Funny:Le 40.ps,sirf kela dede !

Funny SMS Collection

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11 months ago
by eVivz in ,

 

  • Your time is way too valuable to be wasting on people that can’t accept who you are.
  • My Maths book committed suicide; had too many problems.
  • Old people drive like they have all the time in the world And Young people drive

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Miss kya aap murgi ho???

Miss kya aap murgi ho???

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11 months ago
by vishal in ,

Student – Miss kya aap murgi ho???

teacher- u stupid kya mein tumhe murgi dikhti hun????????

student- to fir aap har exam mein mujhe andaa kyun deti ho

Miss kya aap murgi ho???

Boy and moon

Thought and facebook update

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11 months ago
by vishal in ,

Boy tO mOOn:

Boy and moon

Why my Grlfrnd lOves a rOse which dies in a day & dOesn’t lOve me when I die fOr her everyday.!?

Moon: Nice one dude., pOst it On FACEBOOK.!!

 

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