Clever status update to impress your mate..

Here are some collection of clever Facebook updates to impress or attract others to like or comment on your status

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  • I wonder was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • I may not be a genie but I think i can make your dreams come true ;)
  • Aah what is this i m experiencing ” Are you a magnet?  ” cuz im attracted to you..
  • Are you 18 ,do you own you license?? you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
  • Ooh my gosh!!! I lost my phone number can I have yours?
  • Is eating burger at MC Donald’s…and wonders If you were the new burger at McDonald’s you would be the Mcgorgeous!

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