Funny SMS Collection
- Your time is way too valuable to be wasting on people that can’t accept who you are.
- My Maths book committed suicide; had too many problems.
- Old people drive like they have all the time in the world And Young people drive like their day’s are limited.
- Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
- Always remember: a person who talks to you about others, will also talk to others about you. Don’t trust everyone.
- Women are very greedy. They want all things from one man. Men are so simple. They want only one thing from all women.
- Having sex doesn’t make you a whore, just like being a virgin doesn’t make you saint.
